Wednesday, May 13, 2009

The Twelve Days of Catmas

Copyright 2009 Cyndi Craven

Sung to the tune of "The Twelve Days of Christmas"

NOTE: Catmas, according to my cats, is the most important (well, the only) Cat Holiday. The Cats couldn't decide what the date should be, so they just celebrate it whenever they feel like it. They're cats. They can do that. >^..^<


On the first day of Catmas, my true love gave to me
A sweet little calico girl

On the second day of Catmas, my true love gave to me
Two silver tabbies
And a sweet little calico girl

On the third day of Catmas, my true love gave to me
Three Ragdolls
Two silver tabbies
And a sweet little calico girl

On the fourth day of Catmas, my true love gave to me
Four Siamese
Three Ragdolls
Two silver tabbies
And a sweet little calico girl

On the fifth day of Catmas, my true love gave to me
Five Russian Blues
Four Siamese
Three Ragdolls
Two silver tabbies
And a sweet little calico girl

On the sixth day of Catmas, my true love gave to me
Six Maine Coons
Five Russian Blues
Four Siamese
Three Ragdolls
Two silver tabbies
And a sweet little calico girl

On the seventh day of Catmas, my true love gave to me
Seven tuxedos
Six Maine Coons
Five Russian Blues
Four Siamese
Three Ragdolls
Two silver tabbies
And a sweet little calico girl

On the eighth day of Catmas, my true love gave to me
Eight fluffy gingers
Seven tuxedos
Six Maine Coons
Five Russian Blues
Four Siamese
Three Ragdolls
Two silver tabbies
And a sweet little calico girl

On the ninth day of Catmas, my true love gave to me
Nine Scottish Folds
Eight fluffy gingers
Seven tuxedos
Six Maine Coons
Five Russian Blues
Four Siamese
Three Ragdolls
Two silver tabbies
And a sweet little calico girl

On the tenth day of Catmas, my true love gave to me
Ten Tortoiseshells
Nine Scottish Folds
Eight fluffy gingers
Seven tuxedos
Six Maine Coons
Five Russian Blues
Four Siamese
Three Ragdolls
Two silver tabbies
And a sweet little calico girl

On the eleventh day of Catmas, my true love gave to me
Eleven Devon Rex
Ten Tortoiseshells
Nine Scottish Folds
Eight fluffy gingers
Seven tuxedos
Six Maine Coons
Five Russian Blues
Four Siamese
Three Ragdolls
Two silver tabbies
And a sweet little calico girl

On the twelfth day of Catmas, my true love gave to me
Twelve Tonkinese
Eleven Devon Rex
Ten Tortoiseshells
Nine Scottish Folds
Eight fluffy gingers
Seven tuxedos
Six Maine Coons
Five Russian Blues
Four Siamese
Three Ragdolls
Two silver tabbies
And a sweet little calico girl


Sunday, November 23, 2008

It's a Pretty Good Life

By Bailey with Allison Adams, Copyright 2005



It's a pretty good life for an old kitty cat
I roll in the dirt when I feel fat
It's kinda gritty but I like it like that
It's a pretty good life for an old kitty cat

It's a pretty sweet deal for a cat like me
If it gets too hot I find a big tree
Or hide in the bushes where the people can't see
It's a pretty sweet deal for a cat like me

Think I'll go inside and have a little snack
Lick my coat til my tongue turns black
Pounce on a bug with a great big whack!

It's an okay day when it's said and done
Stalking the squirrels and dodging the sun
A lotta hard work but I guess it's fun
It's an okay day when it's said and done

Meow meow meow . . .

Think I'll go inside and have a little snack
Lick my coat til my tongue turns black
Pounce on a bug with a great big whack!

It's an okay day when it's said and done
Stalking the squirrels and dodging the sun
A lotta hard work but I guess it's fun
It's an okay day when it's said and done

Now I need a little nap so I gotta run

Meow yodel . . .

Bye!

I Hate To Pee In The Rain

Copyright 2008 Pippy The Schnoo, Cyndi Craven

My favorite place to pee
Is out by the water oak tree
Cause it's so big and wide
There's plenty of space to hide
But when the sky is dark
And the wind is blowing hard
And the rain is coming down like dogs
And rats all over the yard...

I hate to pee in the rain
It makes me a little insane
All that awful water coming down
Like a bunch of little runaway trains
I hate to pee in the rain
'Cause my pee washes down the drain
And then no one'll know I've been here before
And don't you know what cat pee is for
I use every drop to mark up my territor-ryyyyyy eeeeeeeeeee
That's why I hate... to pee... in the rain

My mom has a nice litter box
She fixed up just for me
But I gotta do my thing outside
Going indoors ain't for me
So even if it's pouring
And the tv has a tornado warning
If I gotta go, I gotta go outside
'Cause that's the kinda cat I be

But I hate to pee in the rain
It messes with my kitty-cat brain
With all that hateful water coming down
In an unending refrain
I hate to pee in the rain
'Cause my pee washes down the drain
And then no one'll know I've been here before
And don't you see what cat pee is for
I gotta save it mark up my territor-ryyyyy eeeeeeeeeee
That's why I hate to pee ... It's such a waste to pee ...
That's why I hate to pee ... in the rain

I can't stand the rain ... against my window....