Life Is Simple When You're A Cat

Life is simple when you're a cat

Meow meow meow, Meow meow meow

If you have a person who'll feed you well

And let you sleep in her lap

Meow …meow …meow

Life is simple when you're a puss

Meow meow meow, Meow meow meow

Stay up all night, fight and cuss

Then in the morning, you're just a great big mush

Meow …meow …meow

Now as some of you may know

I spent some time in jail (he spent some time in jail)

I didn't get no phone calls

I didn't get no mail (he didn't get no mail)

Even though my Aunt Peggy

Works for the US Postal Service

Delivering the mail all over Oklahoma City

To the people living with their kitties....

But she didn't know where I was

She didn't know where I waaaaaas…

I wrote this in the Cat’s Key of C

Meow meow meow, Meow meow meow

I wrote it in the Cat's Key of C

So my mom could play it on the ukulele

Meow …meow …meow

Instrumental or cat-whistle break like Now as some of you…

Life is simple when you're feline

Meow meow meow, Meow meow meow

If you have a little home and a person you love

To rub against to say "this one's mine"

Meow …meow …meow … Meow …meow …meow

"All I want is a room some ... where...."

Cats In Songs