She's a Steamroller for the Kitties!

Copyright c 2008 by David Paul Christman

(ukulele blues in D)

Just a little kitty company
That’s all she wants
A little kitty company
That’s all she needs
Don’t get between her
And her little kitties, unless you want to see yourself bleed

‘Cause she’s a steamroller for the kitties
And she’ll roll right over you
Steamroller for the kitties
Drag you through a bag of old cat litter too

Just a little kitty company
That’s all she likes
Kitty company
All she desires
And if you cross the path between her
And her kitties, you’ll find yourself soon on fire

‘Cause she’s a steamroller for the kitties
And she’ll leave you as thin as a pancake
Steamroller for the kittie
With your mouse-eating grin like a road killed garter snake

Just a little kitty company
Time for hugs and scratches
Kitty company
All on board! Wet Nose Express
And if you step between her
And her kitties, you’ll soon find yourself permanently out of breath

‘Cause she’s a steamroller for the kitties
You’ll think its cute at first, they all do!
Steamroller for the kitties
Until a giant land-moving furball’s bearing down, catchin’ up to you

Just a little kitty company
Is all she needs
Kitty company
Just wait and see
And if you insult her itty bitty kitties
You’ll soon be joining the Flat Earth Society